"I can't stop reading these Dadaist jokes written by children"

"A lot of the jokes concern sports or other competitions, such as ham contests:

if you go to the ham contest wat will the man say

you won last year you are not alowed

Or bowling:

why did the skittle go bowling?

because he is part of bowling."
http://www.vox.com/xpress/2014/11/15/7222649/bad-kids-jokes-tumblr

These  are wonderful. Wonderful.