"Conveniently, I’m nocturnal, offering you optimal access to snuggles when your savage soul needs soothing in the dark of night. Contrary to rumor, the chances of contracting leprosy from handling an armadillo are minimal — so embrace me as I tuck myself into a ball and wrap my tapered tail around your face. I think you’ll agree that the ravages of the real world recede when you look into my earnest, beady eyes.
I can travel from my native forests and grasslands to meet with humans on an individual or group basis to spread cheer through private home visits or at a corporate group rate."
I don't know why but I found this snuggly and comforting
maybe it's because I've always kind of wanted a pet hedgehog, which is like half way to armadillo.
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