"LESSER-KNOWN TROLLEY PROBLEM VARIATIONS"

"The Cancer Caper

There’s an out of control trolley speeding towards four workers. Three of them are cannibalistic serial killers. One of them is a brilliant cancer researcher. You have the ability to pull a lever and change the trolley’s path so it hits just one person. She is a brilliant cannibalistic serial killing cancer researcher who only kills lesser cancer researchers. 14% of these researchers are Nazi-sympathizers, and 25% don’t use turning signals when they drive. Speaking of which, in this world, Hitler is still alive, but he’s dying of cancer."

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/lesser-known-trolley-problem-variations

I don't know why but I find the trolley problem irritating. So I really appreciated these :)