Wednesday, June 1, 2016

"I Hope “Becky” Becomes a Slur"


"You’ll argue with your daughters when they listen to edgy pop music and call themselves Beckys.

You’ll walk down the street and men will scream Becky at you from car windows.

People will touch your hair without permission because they’ve never felt genuine Becky hair before.

People search you out on dating websites because they want a genuine mayo Becky sexual experience, and you should be flattered they considered you for their Becky experience.

People will ghost you after sex, because nobody wants to bring a Becky home to meet mom.

You’ll constantly wonder if you didn’t get hired because the interviewer thought you were just another Becky.

People will ignore your legitimate criticisms of racism and sexism because we all know how Beckys are whiners."

http://wwwayward.com/i-hope-becky-becomes-a-slur/

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