Thursday, January 5, 2017

"The 2016 Wypipo Awards"



"Not everyone is eligible for these honors. Only the small subset of white people called “wypipo”—those who trade in privilege, hate and what our panelists call “white people s–t”—are eligible to receive a nomination. Without further ado, here are the nominees and winners of the 2016 Wypipo Awards... 

Best New Wypipo

Nominees:
  • Tomi Lahren: For her toxic whiteness;
  • Maine Gov. Paul LePage: For saying that his state’s heroin epidemic was caused by black men named “Shifty” and “D-Money” who traveled there to impregnate white girls;
  • Secret white emailers: For sending secret white emails after secret white meetings;
  • Wypipo who can’t stand that someone else’s life matters besides theirs: For “All Lives Matter.” For “White Lives Matter.” For “Blue Lives Matter.”"

These are so great. 

Related: White History Month

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